Alanis Morissette Had No Idea What Irony Is

You want to know what irony is?
Irony is having your pre-inspection for your move out done (a day earlier than scheduled at that) and finding out that after a ridiculous amount of tiffs with the DH about the pets and their messes it won't be them that costs you anything! It'll be your almost three year old.
That's right!
They took a black light to our carpets and I was sure that there was going to be stuff showing up all over the living room thanks to our former resident dog and cat. Nope, nada, nothing!
We get upstairs to the boys' room and ew! All of the potty training debacles showed right up!
So Belle and Dave cost us nothing, one almost three year old is costing us $125!!! So said three year old needs a J-O-B ASAP!
All I had to say to DH after relaying this story was, "so can I have my dog back?"