Things not to say in a crowded elevator.

***TRUE STORY***THIS IS NOT A FUNNY FORWARD***Though it should be!

Two women get into a crowded elevator, one's carrying a sleeping baby. After the lady with the baby gets jostled like she's just carrying a sack of potatoes, a few more people force their way in and the warning bell starts going off and the doors can't close. No one steps off. The other lady turns red and mutters, "Oh God, we're all going to die."
Across the elevator comes a "MOMMY!" and "Don't worry honey, the nice lady was only joking. See she's laughing."
All the friend with the baby can say is, "And you're a mom. A mom of a two year old." The other friend is a very interesting shade of fuschia.

A very long ride...